Introducing FRANK!

Many of you know that bodacious boulder-holder, Olga the Traveling Bra. I love Olga. She travels around the world and writes about her adventures on her travel blog. It is definitely one of my favorites.

But many of you do not know that I have my own resident undergarment, one that is much less traveled than is Olga. He's not nearly as good looking, and nor is he anywhere remotely as pleasant. His name?

Frank the Sedentary Jockstrap!

This is a typical picture of Frank. He's usually sitting around my couch, watching my television, earning no money, doing no chores, eating all of my good tortilla chips and cussing up a storm until I gag him and force him into the dresser before he puts ugly words in my boy's mouth. As you can see, Frank is a little cranky today, and for good reason. Frank got a little loaded last night.




Hey, is that the rum I use for cooking and pirate parties?


Now here's the drunken Frank chasing The Wife around the house. Later he harassed the cats, then made his way to The Wife's underwear drawer -- we had to put an end to that quick!


Not surprisingly, here's Frank passed out on the bathroom floor. At least he made it to the toilet.


And here is Frank this morning, back in his usual spot but using our GOOD DISH TOWELS! for the ice pack on his head and eating aspirin like it's candy.

As you can see, Frank is a handful. But at least he's small and elastic, so when he gets too annoying I can just shoot him across the house. So say hello to Frank!


And then you can go say hello to humor-blogs.com. Hopefully you won't run into any more jockstraps there.